And in rolls the time when the limiters that were set in place far before you realized start to slip up and doze off, and real imagination comes out from under their beds
As much as I don’t care about physical interaction, I can’t help but think of the intensity of my past relationships and subsequently, every experience thereafter. It has never been “bad”… You know… Pizza. But I can’t say I’ve actually “finished”. In some sort of weird conclusion and with a lot of things left out, I need a good,...
bedquest: dear fucking tumblr this is a fucking bumblebee this is a fucking bee this is a fucking hornet this is a fucking wasp as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are Therefore, anyone taller than me=evil as fuck.
You don’t know awkward until you’re drunkenly peeing next to a sidewalk while someone walks past you.
Starting my leg piece tomorrow
how weird is it to have pets though like a random animal just lives in your house and you can’t communicate with it but you both just accept it
Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who...– Lemony Snicket (via langleav)
For what it’s worth: it’s never too late to be whoever you want to be. I hope...– F. Scott Fitzgerald (via ph-azing)
I suck at texting unless I am in a relationship with you You are my mom I need something Me and you are close as fuck
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1: Picture of yourself
2: Are you a monogamous person or do you believe in open-ended relationships?
3: Have you ever been dumped?
4: What do you most like about making out?
5: Have you ever casually made out with someone who you weren’t seriously involved with?
6: When you kiss someone for the first time, is it usually you who initiates it or the other?
7: What part of a person’s body do you find most attractive?
8: Who was the last person you talked to last night before you went to bed?
9: Had sex with someone you knew less than an hour?
10: Had sex with someone you didn’t know their name?
11: What makes your heart flutter and brings a big cheesy smile to your face?
12: Would you get involved with someone if they had a child already?
13: Has someone who had a crush on you ever confessed to you?
14: Do you tell a lot of people when you have a crush?
15: Do you miss your last sweetie?
16: Last time you slow danced with someone?
17: Have you ever ‘dated’ someone you’ve never met?
18: How can I win your heart?
19: What is your astrological sign?
20: What were you doing last night at 12 AM?
21: Do you cook?
22: Have you ever gotten back in touch with an old flame after a time of more than 3 months of no communication?
23: If you’re single right now, do you wish you were in a relationship?
24: Do you prefer to date various people or do you pretty much fall into monogamous relationships quickly?
25: What physical traits do you look for in a potential interest?
26: Name four things that you wish you had:
27: Are you a player?
28: Have you ever kissed 2 people in one day?
29: Are you a tease?
30: Ever meet anyone you met on Tumblr?
31: Have you ever been deeply in love with someone?
32: Anybody on Tumblr that you’d go on a date with?
33: Hugs or Kisses?
34: Are you too shy to ask someone out?
35: The first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
36: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you babe?
37: . If a sexy person was pursuing you, but you knew he/she was in relationship, would you go for it?
38: Do you flirt a lot?
39: Your last kiss?
40: Have you kissed more than 5 people since the start of 2011?
41: Have you kissed anyone in the past month?
42: If you could kiss anyone who would it be?
43: Do you know who you’ll kiss next?
44: Does someone like you currently?
45: Do you currently have feelings for anyone?
46: Do you like to be in serious relationships or just flings?
47: Ever made out with just a friend?
48: Are you happier single or in a relationship?
I’m not saying we should have sex but we should
babyferaligator: calumon: my school’s “rival school” is on lockdown right now bc someone put weed in the vents so everyones slowly getting high oh my godd that’s not how weed works Do you even weed, bro?
fizzm: Cash Rules Everything Around Me.
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thebooksofbokonon: dirtylittlestylewhoree: themonkeyinamansuit: High school student gives teacher a lesson. Jeff is the students name in case any were wondering. He deserves a round of applause. Teacher’s Info: Julie Phung World History/Asian American Studies Grades 10-12: Rm B118 firstname.lastname@example.org he is angry at society and has long hair, i am literally in love ps its...
Brb making a blog named in case you were wondering.